I am the type of individual who prefers to dress down on Halloween. If I can\’t think of a costume that is super cheap and easy, I will most likely be hunting the Internet for a Halloween-themed shirt the night before whatever party I\’m attending. Getting ready for Halloween is a chore, and a Halloween t-shirt is the easiest way to get the whole ordeal over with. While my opinion probably doesn\’t matter to you much, here\’s a few suggestions for you to mull over.
Haven\’t you ever wanted to be a hobo? There\’s something mysterious about being a poor street person. Just smear some of your old clothes in old armpits, wear ten jackets, and rub some feces on your cheeks. You\’ll be the life of the party right before you\’re asked to leave. Halloween t-shirts don\’t smell bad.
You could always dress as a giant back of trash. That\’s a pretty cheap and fast costume. Cut some holes in a giant trash bag for your appendages and hang an old condom over your ear, and you will look like the trashiest trash at the party. Good luck on getting anyone to talk to you, though. I guess a Halloween t-shirt is better than being trash too, eh?
You might be able to get away with wearing absolutely nothing at all, too. Well, you\’d still have to wear your normal clothes. Wearing nothing would get you a trip to jail, and being naked in jail on Halloween is bad. When people ask what you are, you can just tell them you are the physical embodiment of Apathy. That\’ll go over real well, I\’m sure. Not as well as a Halloween shirt, I bet.
I hope you get the feeling that there is no other better option for a cheap and easy Halloween costume than a Halloween t-shirt. It\’s the only thing you can do to retain your coolness while still being aloof of the holiday spirit of Halloween. You may be a jerk, but at least people will still want to share a drink with you and you\’ll be way more comfortable than the goofball with a face covered in greasepaint.
If you are curious about spooky shirts you can visit Halloween apparel where you can sample the ordering process.
Halloween Holiday Shirts Take Lazy To New Levels
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