Showing posts with label Joking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joking. Show all posts

Monday, March 24, 2014

An Indian minister asked people to vote twice. Then he said he was joking





An Indian cabinet minister found himself at the center of a vote-rigging row Monday, after he asked supporters to vote twice for his party in elections which begin next month.


Speaking at a rally on Sunday, Agriculture Minister Sharad Pawar urged voters to wash off the ink which would be daubed on their fingers after casting their ballots and then go to a different constituency and vote again for his Nationalist Congress Party (NCP).


After pointing out that voting in two neighboring parts of Maharashtra state was taking place on different days, Pawar told supporters in the state: “Vote for the ‘Clock’ (his party’s symbol) there and come back to vote for the ‘Clock’ here as well,” he said to loud laughter.


The comments were seized upon by a number of rivals in the elections which begin April 7, including the anti-corruption Aam Aadmi Party.


That party said it would complain to the Election Commission over the “blatant contravention” of its code of conduct.


Pawar, currently an ally of the ruling Congress party but who has been flirting with the main opposition Bharatiya Janata Party, later tried to laugh off his remarks, saying they were meant as “a joke.”


“Party workers get bored with the same cliched electoral speeches. The statement which I made earlier in the day was in lighter vein,” he added.


NCP spokesman D.P. Tripathi said he was confident that the Election Commission would understand “these were not serious comments.”


“We are confident that they (the Election Commission) are very mature and will realise the context of the statement,” Tripathi told AFP.


However, later in the day the Election Commission said Pawar appeared to have violated its code of conduct.


In a statement posted on its website, the commission also asked the veteran leader to explain his statements by Wednesday evening.


Polls show corruption is one of the most pressing concerns for voters in the world’s biggest democracy, which will hold elections for its 543-member parliament in nine phases until May 12.


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http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/asia-pacific/india/140324/indian-minister-asked-people-vote-twice-then-he-said




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An Indian minister asked people to vote twice. Then he said he was joking

Friday, October 11, 2013

TSA Loudspeakers Threaten Travelers With Arrest For Joking About Security


Prisoner training: Don’t complain about your grope down


Paul Joseph Watson
Infowars.com
October 11, 2013


Travelers who crack jokes about the TSA’s ludicrous security procedures could face arrest, according to a new loudspeaker warning being broadcast at airports in the U.S.


While traveling through George Bush Intercontinental Airport in Houston, Matt Miller heard a security announcement repeatedly aired on the airport intercom that left him disturbed.


“You are also reminded that any inappropriate remarks or jokes concerning security may result in your arrest,” the loudspeaker message states.


These new loudspeaker warnings remind us that the TSA continues to excel at indoctrinating Americans to be well-behaved prisoners via obedience training – reminding them that they can be disappeared if they dare speak out of turn, even in a humorous way.


This is a totally unlawful and illegitimate violation of the First Amendment and is obviously designed to intimidate travelers and stop them from complaining about aggressive grope downs which in some cases involve TSA workers touching travelers’ genitals.


The message is clear – grovel and enjoy your genitals being groped or face arrest.


The prospect of travelers cracking jokes about airport security procedures is by no means unlikely given the increasing absurdity of the policies being enforced by the TSA.


As we reported last year, perhaps the mose ludicrous example is the TSA’s “freeze” policy, where travelers are ordered to stand in place like statues while TSA agents resolve some unexplained security threat.


The TSA has also provoked controversy by implementing other preposterous policies which have a tenuous security justification, most notably a procedure where TSA agents test travelers’ drinks for explosives after they have already passed through security and purchased beverages inside the secure area of the airport.


H/T: Police State USA


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TSA Loudspeakers Threaten Travelers With Arrest For Joking About Security

TSA Loudspeakers Threaten Travelers With Arrest For Joking About Security


Prisoner training: Don’t complain about your grope down


Paul Joseph Watson
Infowars.com
October 11, 2013


Travelers who crack jokes about the TSA’s ludicrous security procedures could face arrest, according to a new loudspeaker warning being broadcast at airports in the U.S.


While traveling through George Bush Intercontinental Airport in Houston, Matt Miller heard a security announcement repeatedly aired on the airport intercom that left him disturbed.


“You are also reminded that any inappropriate remarks or jokes concerning security may result in your arrest,” the loudspeaker message states.


These new loudspeaker warnings remind us that the TSA continues to excel at indoctrinating Americans to be well-behaved prisoners via obedience training – reminding them that they can be disappeared if they dare speak out of turn, even in a humorous way.


This is a totally unlawful and illegitimate violation of the First Amendment and is obviously designed to intimidate travelers and stop them from complaining about aggressive grope downs which in some cases involve TSA workers touching travelers’ genitals.


The message is clear – grovel and enjoy your genitals being groped or face arrest.


The prospect of travelers cracking jokes about airport security procedures is by no means unlikely given the increasing absurdity of the policies being enforced by the TSA.


As we reported last year, perhaps the mose ludicrous example is the TSA’s “freeze” policy, where travelers are ordered to stand in place like statues while TSA agents resolve some unexplained security threat.


The TSA has also provoked controversy by implementing other preposterous policies which have a tenuous security justification, most notably a procedure where TSA agents test travelers’ drinks for explosives after they have already passed through security and purchased beverages inside the secure area of the airport.


H/T: Police State USA


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FOLLOW Paul Joseph Watson @ https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet


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Paul Joseph Watson is the editor and writer for Infowars.com and Prison Planet.com. He is the author of Order Out Of Chaos. Watson is also a host for Infowars Nightly News.


This article was posted: Friday, October 11, 2013 at 10:06 am


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TSA Loudspeakers Threaten Travelers With Arrest For Joking About Security

Monday, June 24, 2013

BUSTED: Bankers Caught On Tape, Joking About Bailout, And How They’d Never Pay It Back


Julia La Roche
Business Insider
June 24, 2013


Once again, we have some more embarrassing conversations between bankers…


The Irish Independent, a Dublin-based newspaper, has uncovered tapes of an internal phone conversation from September 2008 between two executives at Anglo Irish Bank during its bailout deal and they sound pretty scandalous. The Irish Independent points out that the recordings show they misled the Central Bank.


The executives from the recording have been identified as John Bowe (head of the bank’s capital markets) and Peter Fitzgerald (director of retail banking).


However, Bowe “categorically denied” that he misled the Central Bank and Fitzgerald, who wasn’t involved in discussions with regulators, said he was unaware of any intention to mislead, the report said.



WARNING: Graphic language!


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This article was posted: Monday, June 24, 2013 at 12:40 pm


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BUSTED: Bankers Caught On Tape, Joking About Bailout, And How They’d Never Pay It Back

BUSTED: Bankers Caught On Tape, Joking About Bailout, And How They’d Never Pay It Back


Julia La Roche
Business Insider
June 24, 2013


Once again, we have some more embarrassing conversations between bankers…


The Irish Independent, a Dublin-based newspaper, has uncovered tapes of an internal phone conversation from September 2008 between two executives at Anglo Irish Bank during its bailout deal and they sound pretty scandalous. The Irish Independent points out that the recordings show they misled the Central Bank.


The executives from the recording have been identified as John Bowe (head of the bank’s capital markets) and Peter Fitzgerald (director of retail banking).


However, Bowe “categorically denied” that he misled the Central Bank and Fitzgerald, who wasn’t involved in discussions with regulators, said he was unaware of any intention to mislead, the report said.



WARNING: Graphic language!


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This article was posted: Monday, June 24, 2013 at 12:40 pm


Tags: economics, financial









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BUSTED: Bankers Caught On Tape, Joking About Bailout, And How They’d Never Pay It Back