The award for the cutest note of the week goes to eight-year-old Zachary, for this amusing non-apology letter to his brother Ben.
It explains how he meant to actually hit a poor boy named Chris with a pair of flying scissors and also features an imaginative see-saw graph to show how much he actually loves Ben.
The classic note was recently posted on Facebook by Zachary’s mother, Jenny Davidson, who found it during a clear out, according to the Huffington Post.
Jenny Davidson: Boy, 8, writes amusing non-apology note to brother