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Sunday, February 16, 2014

John Kerry mocks those who deny climate change







Secretary of State John Kerry takes a selfie with a group of students before delivering a speech on climate change on Sunday, Feb. 16, 2014, in Jakarta. Kerry called for a “global solution” for climate change in the first of several speeches he will deliver this year on the topic. (AP Photo/ Evan Vucci, Pool)





Secretary of State John Kerry takes a selfie with a group of students before delivering a speech on climate change on Sunday, Feb. 16, 2014, in Jakarta. Kerry called for a “global solution” for climate change in the first of several speeches he will deliver this year on the topic. (AP Photo/ Evan Vucci, Pool)





Secretary of State John Kerry gestures during a speech on climate change on Sunday, Feb. 16, 2014, in Jakarta. Kerry called for a “global solution” for climate change in the first of several speeches he will deliver this year on the topic. (AP Photo/ Evan Vucci, Pool)





Secretary of State John Kerry pauses as he delivers a speech on climate change on Sunday, Feb. 16, 2014, in Jakarta, Indonesia. Climate change may be the world’s “most fearsome” weapon of mass destruction and urgent global action is needed to combat it, Kerry said on Sunday, comparing those who deny its existence or question its causes to people who insist the Earth is flat. (AP Photo/ Evan Vucci, Pool)





Secretary of State John Kerry sits with a group of students as he is introduced to deliver a speech on climate change on Sunday, Feb. 16, 2014, in Jakarta. Climate change may be the world’s “most fearsome” weapon of mass destruction and urgent global action is needed to combat it, Kerry said on Sunday, comparing those who deny its existence or question its causes to people who insist the Earth is flat. (AP Photo/ Evan Vucci, Pool)





Students listen as Secretary of State John Kerry delivers a speech on climate change on Sunday, Feb. 16, 2014, in Jakarta, Indonesia. Climate change may be the world’s “most fearsome” weapon of mass destruction and urgent global action is needed to combat it, Kerry said on Sunday, comparing those who deny its existence or question its causes to people who insist the Earth is flat. (AP Photo/ Evan Vucci, Pool)













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(AP) — U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry on Sunday called climate change perhaps the world’s “most fearsome” destructive weapon and mocked those who deny its existence or question its causes, comparing them to people who insist the Earth is flat.


In a speech to Indonesian students, civic leaders and government officials, Kerry tore into climate change skeptics. He accused them of using shoddy science and scientists to delay steps needed to reduce emissions of greenhouse gases at the risk of imperiling the planet.


A day earlier, the U.S. and China announced an agreement to cooperate more closely on combating climate change. American officials hope that will help encourage others, including developing countries like Indonesia and India, to follow suit.


China and the United States are the biggest sources of emissions of carbon dioxide and other gases that cause the atmosphere to trap solar heat and alter the climate. Scientists say such changes are leading to drought, wildfires, rising sea levels, melting polar ice, plant and animal extinctions and other extreme conditions.


Also in the Jakarta speech, Kerry said everyone and every country must take responsibility for the problem and act immediately.


“We simply don’t have time to let a few loud interest groups hijack the climate conversation,” he said, referring to what he called “big companies” that “don’t want to change and spend a lot of money” to act to reduce the risks.


Kerry later singled out major oil and coal concerns as the primary offenders.


“We should not allow a tiny minority of shoddy scientists and science and extreme ideologues to compete with scientific facts,” Kerry told the audience at a U.S. Embassy-run American Center in a shopping mall.


“Nor should we allow any room for those who think that the costs associated with doing the right thing outweigh the benefits.”


“The science is unequivocal, and those who refuse to believe it are simply burying their heads in the sand,” Kerry said. “We don’t have time for a meeting anywhere of the Flat Earth Society,”


Kerry said the cost of inaction will far outweigh the significant expense of reducing greenhouse gas emissions that trap solar heat in the atmosphere and contribute to the Earth’s rising temperatures.


He outlined a litany of recent weather disasters, particularly flooding and typhoons in Asia, and their impact on commerce, agriculture, fishing and daily living conditions for billions of people.


“This city, this country, this region, is really on the front lines of climate change,” Kerry said. “It’s not an exaggeration to say that your entire way of life here is at risk.”


He added: “In a sense, climate change can now be considered the world’s largest weapon of mass destruction, perhaps even, the world’s most fearsome weapon of mass destruction.”


The solution, Kerry said, is a new global energy policy that shifts reliance from fossil fuels to cleaner technologies. He noted the President Barack Obama is championing such a shift and encouraged others to appeal to their leaders to join.


The U.S.-China statement issued just after Kerry left Beijing on Saturday said the two countries agreed on steps to carry out commitments to curb greenhouse gases, including reducing vehicle emissions, improving energy efficiency of buildings and other measures.


Beijing and Washington launched a climate change discussion last year, promising progress in five areas: reducing vehicle emissions; advanced electric power grids; capturing and storing carbon emissions; gathering greenhouse gas data; and building efficiency.


Kerry was in Indonesia on the last leg of a three-nation tour of Asia that started in South Korea. After leaving Indonesia on Monday, he planned to visit Abu Dhabi in the United Arab Emirates.


Before the climate change speech, Kerry toured Jakarta’s Istiqlal Mosque, one of the largest in the world, to pay his respects to Indonesia’s Muslim majority population.


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Sunday, November 17, 2013

‘Saturday Night Live’ mocks Toronto Mayor Rob Ford for endless stream of apologies


Toronto Mayor Rob Ford on Saturday Night Live SNLIt’s been a rough week for Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. But don’t worry, he had a press conference to apologize for his actions — and then another press conference to apologize for his first press conference.


The scandal-ridden politician was the focus of the cold open during this week’s Saturday Night Live. The fake Ford, played by Bobby Moynihan, appeared on a Canadian broadcast news program. The host asked the Mayor what he wanted to say to his voters.


“Ooh, just that I goofed up, eh?” the Mayor explained.


Faux Ford wasn’t too worried about his public image though. The Mayor pointed out that he had held a press conference earlier in the day to apologize for using crude language earlier in the week. But during his appearance before reporters, fake Ford also brought chapstick for them to put on before kissing his a**.


But the Mayor realized his mistake and apologized at anotherpress conference shortly thereafter. That presser didn’t go well either, however, as Ford’s crack dealer showed up to make a deal.


And then just a half hour before his appearance on the news, program, fake Ford has held another press conference — during which he body slammed the podium after telling reporters to more lewd things.


After realizing that the Canadian broadcast anchor didn’t believe him, faux Ford resorted to appearing on a show where people would believe him — CBS‘ 60 Minutes, which recently came under fire for airing an interview with a ‘Benghazi witness’ who told lies about the attack.


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Wednesday, October 16, 2013

China mocks U.S. as debt default looms


Cheryl K. Chumley
Washington Post
Oct. 16, 2013


Chinese state media have been filled this week with cartoon images of America’s leaders, mocking them for stumbling on a debt deal while depicting the nation as a beggar.


CBS reported that a Commerce Minister adviser to the Chinese government, Mei Xinyu, said the “gentlemen” on Capitol Hill are unconcerned how their “monkey business” is impacting the world and degrading America’s image across the globe. He also said that if America does default on its loan obligations, China will likely quit buying U.S. Treasury bonds.


“Average Chinese believe [their] government is able to handle this situation and won’t let it shipwreck China’s economy,” he said in the CBS report.


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This article was posted: Wednesday, October 16, 2013 at 9:30 am


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Wednesday, October 9, 2013

The New York Times mocks Tea Party congressman Ted Yoho

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Cape gannets and an African penguin, both threatened species, at sunset on Bird Island in Algoa Bay, South Africa.




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Monday, October 7, 2013

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Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Sunday, July 28, 2013

Overstock.com CEO mocks SAC Capital indictment in WSJ ad



Sat Jul 27, 2013 9:47pm EDT



(Reuters) – Overstock.com Chief Executive Patrick Byrne appeared in an unusual full-page ad in The Wall Street Journal on Saturday “congratulating” Steven A. Cohen on the indictment of his SAC Capital Advisors hedge fund by federal prosecutors on insider trading charges.


In the ad, Byrne, who has made critical comments about big hedge funds such as SAC Capital in the past, is holding what appears to be the skull of a Sith Lord, a villain from the “Star Wars” film series.


“Congratulations on the indictment, Stevie, and remember: roll early, roll often,” Byrne says in the ad.


U.S. prosecutors on Thursday accused SAC Capital Advisors LP of encouraging employees to flout the law and tap their personal contacts for insider information about publicly traded companies. Cohen was not charged personally in the indictment filed by the U.S. Department of Justice.


A spokesman for SAC Capital could not be reached for comment on Saturday.


The hedge fund pleaded not guilty on Friday. SAC also issued a statement denying it ever promoted or tolerated insider trading.


The federal indictment made no mention of trading in shares of Overstock.com (OSTK.O), an online retailer based in Salt Lake City.


An Overstock.com spokesman could not be reached for comment.


Byrne has been coy about saying who is the Sith Lord he contends is behind aggressive shorting of shares of companies such as Overstock. In the ad, Byrne seems to suggest Cohen is the Sith Lord he has talked about in past years.


In the “Star Wars” film series, Sith Lords possess special knowledge of the Dark Side.


(Reporting by Susan Kelly in Chicago; Editing by Mohammad Zargham)





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