Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts
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Tuesday, April 1, 2014

8 Crazy Hollywood Inventions That Actually Exist

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Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Crazy Chemical Volcano!

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Monday, February 17, 2014

Crazy Headline of the Day: Woman Arrested After Not Returning J.Lo Movie

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Saturday, February 15, 2014

6 Dramatic Pictures From The Crazy Student Protests In Venezuela — And The Story Behind Them

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6 Dramatic Pictures From The Crazy Student Protests In Venezuela — And The Story Behind Them

Saturday, February 1, 2014

Why Phone Echo Drives You Crazy


That echo you get talking on a cell phone does more than drive you nuts. It can actually stop your brain from forming words. In this DNews video, Anthony tel…



Why Phone Echo Drives You Crazy

Thursday, December 26, 2013

10 Crazy Things More Likely Than Winning The Lottery

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Friday, December 6, 2013

What Next Genius (crazy funny)

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Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Sleep Massages, Tanning Butlers & Other Crazy Hotel Perks


“VIP experiences were once available only to the most rich and famous visitors, said Angela Grangier, agency manager at Panorama Travel outside Portland, Ore…



Sleep Massages, Tanning Butlers & Other Crazy Hotel Perks

Saturday, November 30, 2013

Ron Paul on The Alex Jones Show:Driving Ben Bernanke Crazy!



Alex welcomes back to the show Texas Congressman and former Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul. Paul’s bill, H.R. 1207, the Federal Reserve Transpare…



Ron Paul on The Alex Jones Show:Driving Ben Bernanke Crazy!

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Rob Ford On Supporting Obama: "Are You Crazy?" (VIDEO)


It’s safe to assume Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is happy with the Canadian health care system.


The scandal-plagued mayor sat down with Fox’s “The O’Reilly Factor” for an interview that aired Monday, and Ford shook his head when correspondent Jesse Watters asked if he supported President Barack Obama.




“No,” Ford said. “No, no, no, no, no, I’m not a lefty I’m a righty.”


“Come on, some of the stuff you guys are doing down there, to me — are you crazy?” he continued. “You’re giving away–”


“You’re not an Obamacare supporter?” Waters prodded.


“Come on!” Ford laughed. 


[h/t Washington Free Beacon]




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Rob Ford On Supporting Obama: "Are You Crazy?" (VIDEO)

Monday, November 11, 2013

Sarah Palin’s Talk About Federal Debt Slavery Drives Liberals Crazy


Kurt Nimmo
Infowars.com
November 11, 2013


Sarah Palin makes sense and liberal Democrats hate it.


Palin compares the national debt to slavery. “Our free stuff today is being paid for by taking money from our children and borrowing from China,” she said in Iowa on Saturday. “When that money comes due… it’ll be like slavery when that note is due. We are going to beholden to the foreign master.”


For the libs at Salon, the online magazine that has squandered $ 83.6 million since its inception, Palin’s comment about servitude harks back to the Old South, plantations, whip crackers and slavery.


“Once again, Sarah Palin appears confused about United States history. In a speech at the Iowa Faith & Freedom Coalition’s fall fundraiser over the weekend, the former Alaska governor and Republican vice presidential candidate likened the federal debt to slavery,” Jenny Kutner leads off.


Democrats invariably liken any criticism of Obama, Democrats in Congress, socialism and the policies of the federal government to racism. It’s really the only weapon they have when faced with reality.


“Ultimately, debt is slavery,” Ron Paul wrote back in 2004. “Every dollar the federal government borrows makes us less secure as a nation, by making America beholden to interests outside our borders. So when you hear a politician saying America will do whatever it takes to fight terrorism or rebuild Iraq or end poverty or provide health care for all, what they really mean is they are willing to sink America even deeper into debt.”


But then Salon thinks Ron Paul is a racist. It’s the only ammo they have against him. He’s a racist so his economic critique should be dismissed out of hand.


It is not clear how those who defend socking their grand children into debt can simply dismiss this immense problem. If we take the art of statistics away from the government and the banksters at the Federal Reserve and the Treasury, we discover that the national debt is around 17 trillion dollars. Unless this astronomical debt is excused, it will have to be paid back.


Earlier this year, San Diego economics professor James Hamilton said he “believes the government is miscalculating what it owes by leaving out certain unfunded liabilities that include government loan guarantees, deposit insurance, and actions taken by the Federal Reserve as well as the cost of other government trust funds,” Fox News reported in August. He pegged the national debt close to $ 70 trillion.


Put aside the debt slavery that will be imposed on future generations. Our problems are more immediate. But you don’t hear the liberals at Salon talking about it. Most of them believe we are on the road to recovery.


“The earthquake will come via a collapse in the market for U.S. government bonds as domestic and foreign investors realize that the only way Uncle Sam can meet his future spending obligations is to print massive quantities of money,” Boston economists Laurence Kotlikoff and Scott Burns warned in 2008. “The result will be sky-high inflation and interest rates and, most surely, a prolonged reduction in output and employment. This could happen today. It could happen tomorrow. But it will happen here just as it has happened in every other country that tried to spend far beyond its ability to pay.”


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Sarah Palin’s Talk About Federal Debt Slavery Drives Liberals Crazy

Monday, October 21, 2013

Boy Scout leaders proudly knock over ancient rock formation: “It was a crazy, exciting moment”


In case you thought the Boy Scouts weren’t just trying to protect our innocent children from gay people, this week we learned that a rogue group of them have also isolated a different menace – really, really old rocks.


In a video that appeared Friday on Facebook – and might as well have been titled “People Are the Worst” — a group of Scout leaders who’d been on a trip to Utah’s Goblin Valley State Park with a group of 14 to 16-year-old Boy Scouts can be seen toppling a boulder and then whooping it up. The formation the men knocked around was estimated to be about 170 million years old.


Dave Hall, the scoutmaster who filmed the video, told reporters this weekend, “This is about saving lives, one rock at a time.” Hall claims that some of the boys had been climbing and jumping on the rocks when they noticed a large boulder was loose. “My conscience won’t let me walk away knowing that kids could die,” he said. “The thought that went through our minds was if this would have fallen while they were coming up that valley, up that very well-used walkway, numerous fatalities would have happened.” He also boasted, by the way, that “It was a crazy, exciting moment.” And Glenn Taylor, the leader who pushed the rock, echoed the sentiment. While he admits he wishes he’d contacted a ranger first, “As it is, I feel guilty because I have a conscience,” he told reporters this weekend. “But my conscience also says I did the right thing…. We did something right the wrong way.” State Park authorities are now conducting a criminal investigation into the incident.





In the video, the men don’t carry the gravitas of a group of concerned adults protecting their young charges. Instead, after Hall motivates them by singing “Wiggle It,” they high five and cheer. “We have now modified Goblin Valley,” Hall says. “A new Goblin Valley exists with this boulder down here at the bottom. Muscles over here pushed it off…. Some little kid was about ready to walk down here and die, and Glenn saved his life by getting the boulder out of the way. It’s all about saving lives here in Goblin Valley.” Taylor responds with a manly “Grrrr.”


Taylor, by the way, filed a personal injury lawsuit just last month in which he claimed “great pain and suffering, disability, impairment, loss of life” stemming from a 2009 car accident. Alan Macdonald, one of the individuals Taylor is suing, told ABC News this weekend that “In the video I see a big strong guy who steps up to a 2,000 pound rock and dislodges it and I just think to myself, that guy doesn’t have a bad back.”


You could isolate the video, with no other commentary or context, and it’d be a tremendous exhibit in the Hall of Human Hubris Gone Terribly Wrong. Nothing like a bunch of guys in shorts congratulating themselves for altering nature’s Jurassic-era handiwork to make you question whether we really deserve our place in the food chain. Throw in the men’s subsequent clueless comments, their tenacious insistence that they did the right thing, and you get Bonus Added Feature Stupidity. You certainly don’t get a sense that these are Boy Scout leaders who’ve familiarized themselves with the organization’s famed Leave No Trace policy. 


But if you haven’t had your fill of despair for our species, you’ll never be disappointed reading the comments on YouTube. Right now there’s a fight going on in the video’s comments over atheism and whether or not evolution is a thing. SPOILER: The word “Nazi” makes several appearances. Adding extra stupid to the fire,  Taylor and Hall have been receiving death threats. Because of course they have. Hall said this weekend that “I’ve got over 100 death threats on the Internet already.” Reminder to the trolls: anonymously offering to murder people is not the moral high ground. Continuing to not get it, however, Hall added, “I’ve got people all over the world telling me they are going to kill me because I made the decision that lives are more important than this rock staying here a few more hours.” Yeah, what’s a few more hours when you’re 170 million years old?


In welcome glimmers of appropriateness, Boy Scouts Deron Smith said Friday that “We are shocked and disappointed by this reprehensible behavior. The isolated actions of these individuals are absolutely counter to our beliefs and what we teach,” Smith said. “We are reviewing this matter and will take appropriate action.” And Eugene Swalberg, a spokesman for the Utah park system, said, “This is highly, highly inappropriate. This is not what you do at state parks. It’s disturbing and upsetting… This is not behavior that is appreciated or should exist in state parks. This has been formed for literally millions of years, and it’s supposed to last for a long time. It doesn’t need individuals doing the work of Mother Nature.”


What those Scout leaders did in Goblin Park was unquestionably dumb, arrogant and dangerous. It’s just dismaying that a vocal portion of the reaction has been even dumber, more arrogant and more dangerous. And if they handed out badges for being obnoxious, Taylor and Hall wouldn’t be the only ones with patches on their chests today.





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Boy Scout leaders proudly knock over ancient rock formation: “It was a crazy, exciting moment”

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Video: WATCH Crazy Senator Claim Obama “Cut The Deficit In Half”


Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-CA) claimed on Friday that the federal budget deficit has “been cut in half” under Obama.


Budget figures provided by the White House show that the deficit nearly tripled from 2008 to 2009, when Obama took office, and has remained above $ 1 trillion since then, though 2013 projections are slightly lower.


The country has seen higher budget deficits during every year of Obama’s presidency than it did during any of his predecessor’s eight years in office.



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Saturday, September 21, 2013

VIDEO: American Pie Star Eddie Kaye Thomas" Former One Night Stand Ordered To Stay Away!







Well Eddie Kaye Thomas can now sleep soundly at night. Roxanna Bear, the one night stand who pulled a knife on the actor, barricaded herself in his home and proceeded to trash the place until a SWAT team forced her out has been ordered to stay 100 yards away from Eddie and his house for the next three years.













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Thursday, July 18, 2013

How a Libertarian Used Ayn Rand"s Crazy Philosophy to Drive Sears Into the Ground



Rand bequeathed business the perfect formula for failure. Just ask Sears.








Eddie Lampert, the legendary hedge fund manager, was once hailed as the “Steve Jobs of the investment world” and the second coming of Warren Buffett. These days, he claims the number 2 spot on Forbes’ list of America’s worst CEOs. He has destroyed Sears, the iconic retail giant founded in 1886, which used to be known as the place “Where America Shops.”


America now avoids Sears at all costs, thanks largely to Mr. Lampert and his love of twisted economic logic.


A bit of background: Lampert cut his teeth on Wall Street at the risk-arbitrage desk of Goldman Sachs under Robert Rubin, who later became U.S. Treasury Secretary and now serves as vice chairman at Citigroup. In 1988, Lampert founded ESL Investments and joined the billionaire"s club at age 41. He rose to fame in the early 2000s for seizing control of Kmart during bankruptcy and then using it to take over Sears. Along the way he was kidnapped and deposited on a motel toilet in handcuffs for nearly 40 hours, and lived to tell the tale. Lampert is known for his touchiness and odd habits, such as conducting meetings from a bare bones room to Sears executives forced to tune in by videoconference. He hates flying.


You might say that Lampert is the distillation of the fervent market worship and wrong-headed economic approaches that came to dominate the U.S. in the 1980s and have yet to run their fatal course. He adores Ayn Rand, and is reported to have given out copies of Atlas Shrugged during an ESL annual dinner. Lampert is also a fan of Friedrich von Hayek, the Austrian economist beloved by conservatives and libertarians. As a Robert Rubin protégé, he absorbed the lessons of a man whose discredited economic focus on budget deficits ended up starving the country’s infrastructure, education and alternative energy.


Looking at what Lampert has done to Sears, we can see what happens when the lessons of his mentors are actually applied in the real world. It isn’t pretty.


1. Myth: Bigger is better


William Lazonick, an expert on the American business corporations, has written about the rise of the conglomerate movement of the 1960s. At the time, shareholders were clamoring for rapid growth, so they pushed for big mergers and acquisitions. Once-successful firms were pressured to move away from their core businesses, often to terrible effects.  In an email to me, Lazonick noted that “the ideology was that a good manager could manage anything, and that all the central office needed was performance statistics so that it could ‘manage by the numbers’.” This foolishness “imploded,” as Lazonick put it, in the 1970s.”


Evidently Lampert didn’t get the memo. In the 1980s, as deregulation got the casino games rolling on Wall Street, mergers and acquisition fever once again took hold. This time around, mergers more often involved acquisitions in the same industry, like Bristol Meyers" acquisition of Squibb. Two new terms entered the American vocabulary, the “hostile takeover” and the “corporate raider.” Oliver Stone made a movie about this episode called Wall Street.


Some refer to Lampert as a corporate raider. He prefers the term “active investor.” It must be admitted that Lampert wasn’t only interested in stripping the assets of his retail giant to make a fortune off it right away. He thought he could increase profits, too. After making a nice wad of cash from Kmart by selling off the valuable real estate sitting under dozens of stores, shutting down 600 stores and laying off tens of thousands of workers in the name of cost-cutting and thereby jacking up the stock price, he got bigger ideas. He would use Kmart to take over another ginormous retailer, Sears.


What background did Lampert have in retail? None at all. But never mind that. He was a Wall Street genius, and he would make this thing work by harnessing the power of data and numbers and letting the invisible hand of the market guide his Franken-company to glory. He even hired Paul DePodesta, the statistician of “Moneyball” fame, to advise him. When Kmart acquired Sears, the new company, Sears Holdings, became one of the largest retailers in the U.S., and Lampert became its CEO. He took on the Herculean task of integrating two vastly complex companies. And he brought on a guy that knew all about restaurants and nothing about retail to help him, Aylwin Lewis, former president of YUM! Brands.


Reactions ranged from surprise to predictions of doom. Mark Tatge at Forbescalled him “Crazy Eddie” and decided that he must be planning to liquidate the whole shebang, perhaps slowly, by dumping stores (Sears owns a ton of valuable real estate) and using the money to do stock buybacks (more on that later) that would further enrich him.


It turns out that contrary to Lampert’s notion, you actually do need to know something about a business in order to manage it well. There’s really no substitute for industry-specific experience. And bigger is not always better — a gigantic corporation can be too unwieldy and complex to thrive, especially when your management philosophy is derived from a writer of bad novels.


Sears and Kmart are now on well on their way to becoming vaporized as brands.


2. Myth: Self-interest is the greatest virtue


The neoclassical economic paradigm is built upon the idea a human being is little more than a globule of self-interest. It teaches that the market economy is populated by rational individuals whose selfishness is constrained only by expediency. Ayn Rand was an enthusiastic proponent of this idea in extreme form, and her celebration of it can be found in The Virtue of Selfishness: A New Concept of Egoism,published in 1964, which explains, among other things, the destructiveness of altruism and the virtue of acting solely in your own self-interest.


At Sears, Lampert set out to create the Ayn Rand model of a giant firm. The company got a radical restructuring. It was something that had been tried at giant industrial conglomerates like GE, but never with a retailer.


First, Lampert broke the company into over 30 individual units, each with its own management, and each measured separately for profit and loss. Acting in their individual self-interest, they would be forced to compete with each other and thereby generate higher profits.


What actually happened is that units began to behave something like the cutthroat city-states of Italy around the time Machiavelli was penning his guide to rule-by-selfishness. As Mina Kimes has reported in Bloomberg Businessweek, they went to war with each other.


It got crazy. Executives started undermining other units because they knew their bonuses were tied to individual unit performance. They began to focus solely on the economic performance of their unit at the expense of the overall Sears brand.  One unit, Kenmore, started selling the products of other companies and placed them more prominently that Sears’ own products. Units competed for ad space in Sears’ circulars, and since the unit with the most money got the most ad space, one Mother’s Day circular ended up being released featuring a mini bike for boys on its cover. Units were no longer incentivized to make sacrifices, like offering discounts, to get shoppers into the store.


Sears became a miserable place to work, rife with infighting and screaming matches. Employees focused solely on making money in their own unit ceased to have any loyalty the company or stake in its survival. Eddie Lampert taunted employees by posting under a fake name on the company’s internal social network.


What Lampert failed to see is that humans actually have a natural inclination to work for the mutual benefit of an organization. They like to cooperate and collaborate, and they often work more productively when they have shared goals.  Take all of that away and you create a company that will destroy itself.


In 2012, Lampert bought a $ 40 million home on Indian Creek Island, near Miami, just around the time he decided to sell 1,200 Sears stores and close an additional 173. That same year, Sears Holding was named the sixth worst place in America to work by AOL Jobs. 


3. Myth: Greed always wins.


In the 1980s, a noxious business philosophy developed that said that shareholders were the only true stakeholders in a company, because they made the investments and bore the risk. Forget about the investments and risks born by taxpayer and the people that work for a company. They didn’t matter. A company had no responsibility to anybody but the shareholder.


As a result, executives started using this justification for various kinds of hustles designed to line their pockets. They got very adept at the game of buying back their own stock in a way designed to inflate earnings per share and hide weaknesses.


In 1977, 95 percent of distributions to shareholders came in the form of dividend payments.  Today, more than half of the cash returned to shareholders of S&P 500 companies comes from buybacks instead of dividends.


Fortune magazine, in a story about what happens when Wall Street jumps into the retail business, reports that under Lampert, Sears has gone on a stock buyback spree. Between 2005 and 2011, he took what was once the company’s strong cash flow and spent $ 6.1 billion of it on stock buybacks. During the same time period, only $ 3.6 billion was spent at Sears on capital improvements. Lampert told investors that upgrades and new stores were not an “efficient” use of capital. Neither was paying workers decently. In fact, Sears workers are paid so badly that they have taken to the streets to protest.


So when you walk into a Sears store today, you find a sad, dingy scene with scuffed floors and chipped paint. Tense-looking workers hover over merchandise scattered onto ugly display tables. Hardly makes you want to buy a microwave.


A handy chart on Yahoo Finace show that buybacks reached a high just about the time that Sears" sales went into the toilet. Stock buybacks are really just an effort to manipulate stock prices, and they don’t help a company’s long-term health. They divert money away from the things that a company needs to have to succeed, like decent salaries for workers and investments in new products and services. Wonder why Apple is no longer making anything interesting? Why its retail workers get paid squat? Check out what they’ve been doing with stock buybacks.


Lampert’s buyback scheme has raked in a pile of money for him and his early investors, but it’s also flushing the company down the drain. Hoovering cash out of any firm, especially a retailer that needs appealing stores and strong advertising, will eventually crush sales.


And so it has. Sears has lost half its value in five years.


Conclusion:  The lessons of Crazy Eddie seem so obvious that a bunch kids running a lemonade stand could understand them. You have to know something about the business you’re running Success require cooperations rather than constant competition. Greed is ultimately destructive.


The invisible hand of the market appears to have attempted to slap Lampert upside the head to teach him these things. But he remains committed to his nonsense, and the real losers are all the hard-working people who have lost their jobs, and the potential loss to the American economy of two revered brands.


It"s probably a good thing Ayn Rand never tried to run a business.


 


 


 


 


 

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