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Monday, March 24, 2014

Creationism being taught in private schools thanks to $1 billion in taxpayer funds

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Creationism being taught in private schools thanks to $1 billion in taxpayer funds

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Americans may reject full-time jobs thanks to Obamacare







The Congressional Budget Office (CBO) reported Tuesday that many middle-class Americans with full-time jobs may decide to go part-time now that, instead of their employer,  the American taxpayer is funding their health insurance.


The Obamacare exchanges offer healthcare outside of the workplace with subsidies paid for by the middle and upper income earners in America. Those in the lower-income brackets have no reason to keep working full-time when President Obama’s plan would let them work half as much for an equal benefit.


As employers are forced to quit offering workplace insurance due to Obamacare’s rapidly increasing costs, security issues and faulty implementation, employees are left wondering, “why work 40 hours for pay and have a portion of my premiums given to the health insurance when I could just get insurance for free from Obamacare and get the same pay without the insurance premiums coming out of my check?”


That makes Obamacare one more expansion of the welfare state that the President denied was happening in his pre-Superbowl interview – and this one is ALL HIS.


For middle class, two-earner, hard-working families it’s complicated to understand where all their money is going. Income taxes are eating up the grocery money. Sales taxes are eating up the kids clothing and school supplies money. Property taxes are eating up the home repair money. Obamacare taxes (so says the Supreme Court) are eating up the healthcare dollars.


When a family has all those burdens upon them from the government, how much time could a parent possibly have to raise their children or manage a household? Not much – ask middle-income household leaders these days.


Obamacare had a noble cause – health care for everyone.  Unfortunately it turned into the same mess every government program does – money from the people to make the elitists in Washington even richer than they already are.


You know, while the liberals decry the 1% – they fail to ask for the same revolution against those  who steal DIRECTLY from the working folks – the elites in Washington:


- Raised taxes


- Implemented Obamacare


- Spent money on failed unicorn-like energy dreams (billions)


- won’t bring up current foreign policy


- and much much more


Kick the habit and realize that dishonesty hurts. It is time to see the forest for the trees – and they are good.


Rich Mitchell is the Sr. Managing Editor of Conservative Daily News. His posts may contain opinions that are his own and are not necessarily shared by Anomalous Media, CDN, staff or .. much of anyone else. Find him on twitter, facebook and google+



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Wednesday, December 25, 2013

On Christmas, Obama thanks troops for sacrifices




President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama speak to members of the military and their families in Anderson Hall at Marine Corps Base Hawaii, Wednesday, Dec. 25, 2013, in Kaneohe Bay, Hawaii. The first family is in Hawaii for a family holiday vacation. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)





President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama speak to members of the military and their families in Anderson Hall at Marine Corps Base Hawaii, Wednesday, Dec. 25, 2013, in Kaneohe Bay, Hawaii. The first family is in Hawaii for a family holiday vacation. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)





President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama look to each other as President Obama speaks to members of the military and their families in Anderson Hall at Marine Corps Base Hawaii, Wednesday, Dec. 25, 2013, in Kaneohe Bay, Hawaii. The first family is in Hawaii for a family holiday vacation. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)





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Sunday, December 8, 2013

Thanks So Much for Your Holiday Card! It Stinks

Thanks So Much for Your Holiday Card! It Stinks
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(Newser) – Notice how impersonal and self-promotional holiday cards are these days? “Today’s cards may appear more personalized—with photos of spouses, kids and pets,” Eric Hoover writes at the Washington Post. Yet on the backside of each card, “I usually find no trace of ink, no original message.” Just a few years ago, most holiday cards included some kind of missive—or at least a signature. Now it’s a made-to-order card with a standard greeting or, even worse, “imperatives such as ‘dream,’ ‘smile’ and ‘laugh out loud.’ Can’t we wish each other well without giving orders?”


Hoover spears a few major offenders, like the couple that sends him a fridge magnet of their son each year, and friends whose card included a sonogram of their child: “Yes, this glimpse inside our friend’s uterus made me feel closer to her. Much too close.” Hoover admits that he and his wife aren’t blameless (they pay an artist to draw a spiffy image for their holiday cards) but they also take time to write about 60 handwritten messages per year. “Even some of the most harried parents we know manage to spend several hours a week on Facebook, usually posting updates about their kids. Why not log off and spend a few minutes writing something personal?” Click for his full piece.




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Sunday, December 1, 2013

Republican National Committee thanks civil rights pioneer Rosa Parks for ‘ending racism’

Republican National Committee thanks civil rights pioneer Rosa Parks for ‘ending racism’
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By Scott Kaufman
Sunday, December 1, 2013 12:58 EST








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  • The Republican National Committee (RNC) thanked Rosa Parks for “her role in ending racism” in a tweet published early this morning:


    Recent studies indicate that, far from being “ended,” the majority of Americans are still racist against black people.


    The tweet didn’t include a link to the GOP’s more anodyne “Message Celebrating Rosa Parks,” in which RNC Chairman Reince Priebus said that “[w]e remember and honor Rosa Parks today for the role she played in fighting racism and ending segregation.”


    “Rosa Parks was a hero of the civil rights movement,” said Chairman Priebus. “On this day 58 years ago, the 42-year-old seamstress took a bold stand—by staying seated. Her arrest ignited a bus boycott that challenged the injustice of segregation and in turn helped to change this nation for the better.”


    The person responsible for the tweet that thanked Parks for “ending racism” is unknown, but as of 12:44 p.m. EST the tweet has not been deleted, nor has any official apology for the tweet been issued.


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Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Thanks! Met Our Second Target Quickly, On to Our Third!


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Monday, September 23, 2013

Thanks to Governor Corbett, Philly Schools Open Overcrowded and Understaffed


Jaisal Noor, TRNN Producer: Welcome to The Real News Network. I’m Jaisal Noor in Baltimore.


When Philadelphia public school students returned to class earlier this month, they were attending a district wracked by the firing of thousands of employees and the shuttering of 23 schools due to an over $ 300 million budget deficit.


Now joining us to discuss this is Rania Khalek. She’s an independent journalist reporting on the underclass and marginalized. Her work has appeared in AlterNet, Common Dreams, and In These Times magazine. Her recent piece for Truthout is titled “The Systematic Murder of Philadelphia’s Public Schools”.


Thank you so much for joining us, Rania.


Rania Khalek, Independent Journalist: Thanks for having me.


Noor: So, Rania, you’ve been reporting extensively on public education across the country. And we’re going to start our series of interviews with you in Philadelphia, which is perhaps or maybe undoubtedly the school district in the greatest point of crisis around the country. Can you describe the scale of what Philadelphia’s going through right now?


Khalek: Yeah. So, like you mentioned, there were thousands of teachers, almost 4,000–not just teachers–teachers, counselors, school aides, secretaries, assistant principals that were laid off at the end of last school year. And there has also been 23 Philadelphia public schools that were shut down this year. So students went to very different–the year just started, and the year’s already very different than it was before.


Philadelphia public schools are very dramatically underfunded. They’ve been financially starved for years–like you mentioned, over a $ 300 million right now of a deficit. And so the school closings and the laying off of pretty much every possible imaginable person that’s necessary for a school to function is basically being justified by the fact that there isn’t enough money.


And a lot of that’s true.


But, you know, what you have in the end is you have students who literally–I mean, they don’t–they’re going back to schools where there’s larger classrooms. There’s no extracurricular activities. I mean, almost everything the program has been cut–arts, music, sports, and counselors. I mean, one of the biggest problems right now is there’s no counselors. I mean, there’s–one school was able to get one of their counselors back, and it’s, like, one counselor for 1,200 students. And if you think about it, I mean, think about being a senior in high school and how much you really, you know, depend on your counselor to help you applying to colleges, I mean, it’s just–it’s really a mess. It’s a nightmare scenario for Philly public school students right now.


Noor: And many of these students are the highest needs students, the most underprivileged that are getting the brunt of these cutbacks. Can you talk about just how the process of the school–that the schools were closed and the layoffs happened? It can’t exactly be described as democratic.


Khalek: No, not at all. In Philly–and this is something you see around the country in these cities where a lot of schools are being shut down and defunded–is there’s no democratic control over the school system. There’s either mayoral control like you have in Chicago and D.C. or like in Philly–Philly public schools are under state control. Mostly there’s what’s called the School Reform Commission, which was put in place in [incompr.] 2002. It’s basically made up of five individuals, three of which are appointed by the governor, and the other two are appointed by the mayor. And they’re accountable to nobody. I mean, they’re not elected.


So the people of Philadelphia, I mean, there’s no way that the city would be able to implement these kind of draconian policies towards education if the people of Philadelphia had any say, because they are adamantly opposed to the defunding, the dismantling of their public school system. So, yeah, this entire structure of shutting down schools is completely dependent on an undemocratic, very authoritarian process.


Noor: And some have described this as a crisis that was man-made. Talk about the state’s role and the governor, Tom Corbett, a Republican governor, what his role has been in this crisis in Philadelphia.


Khalek: Yeah. So Pennsylvania is a unique state. It’s one of a handful of states that doesn’t have a funding formula for how they fund public education throughout the state. So in Pennsylvania, because of that, actually spends, like, the least amount of money in proportion to other states around the country. It’s, like, one of the last–one of the least–there’s, like, ten states that spend very little money–and Pennsylvania is one of them–on public education. So it basically forces school districts to rely on federal funding and local property taxes.


So what happens is for poor districts like Philadelphia that don’t have as high property taxes or there’s not as much homeownership, so not as many people are paying property taxes, you have fewer funds. And so this obviously dramatically affects public education. And that’s one of the reasons you see such a deficit every year with Philadelphia public schools.


On top of that, you’ve got a Republican governor who every single year since he’s been in office has, you know, cut a huge chunk of the state’s public education budget. And so that severely impacts districts like Philadelphia that are already struggling to get by. So that’s why you see this really, you know, severe scenario right now where there’s thousands of teachers and, you know, counselors and teachers aides that have been fired and schools closed, because, like I said, the district, despite being financially starved, a lot of that is because of the state.


Noor: And, finally, you know, this isn’t going down without a fight. Can you talk about what teachers and students and parents are doing to challenge these policies?


Khalek: So Philadelphia is really unique also because it’s got a really vibrant community of residents who are adamantly opposed to education, to the corporate education agenda, I guess you could call it. There’s, you know, the student–the Philadelphia Student Union has been on top of this. It’s–they’ve done student walkouts, they’ve coordinated student walkouts. There’s teachers, the teachers union. There’s also teachers organizations that have been involved. And there was–you know, when the counselors were fired at the end of last year, there was–they did this really, really great campaign where they basically, like, promoted various counselors and talked about, like, the personal–the way that they personally help students that they’ve worked with. There was also a hunger strike that involved, you know, teachers and parents late last year. And, you know, this activism is continuing. And there’s protests all the time. There’s–you know, it happens all the time. There’s protests outside of the School Reform Commission. Whenever they have meetings, there’s constantly this activism going on, this organizing. So it’s really–that part’s really, really exciting. It’s just difficult for them to have an impact when the people making these decisions are not accountable to the residents.


Noor: Rania Khalek, thank you so much for joining us.


Khalek: Thanks for having me.


Noor: And this is just the first part of our series of interviews with Rania about her work. Go to TheRealNews.com for that full collection. Thank you so much for joining us.


Also See: The “Systematic Murder” of Philadelphia Public Schools




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Thursday, August 22, 2013

Hannah Anderson says "thanks"


The Australian baseball player who was senselessly shot dead while jogging in Duncan, Okla., was a kind and charismatic 22-year-old who could light up a room, his girlfriend said.






Hannah Anderson says "thanks"

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Did You Know the Deficit Is Shrinking? Most Americans Don"t, Thanks to Shameless Deficit Hawk Propaganda



The deficit is down 37.6 percent for the first 10 months of 2013. But half of Americans think it’s growing.








Remember all those deficit hawks who screamed that the federal deficit is spiraling out of control and must be stopped with spending cuts that have a funny way of hurting the pocketbooks of the most vulnerable Americans? Their excuse for ripping us off has been literally disappearing, but a new Google survey shows that not only do the vast majority Americans not know it — half of the public actually believes that the deficit is growing.


Here are the facts: The U.S. budget deficit has been shrinking at a rapid rate over the last few months. The deficit peaked at 10.2 percent of GDP in 2009, but over the past four quarters, it has shrunk to a mere 4.2 percent of GDP. What’s more, the Congressional Budget Office predicts that the deficit will fall to 2.1 percent of GDP in 2015.


Why such a disconnect? Unfortunately, disgraceful propaganda has left the public misinformed and confused.


Over in Economic Wonderland, the deficit hawk duo of Alan Simpson and Erksine Bowles have made a second career over the last several years wildly exaggerating the deficit issue and scaring Americans into thinking that deep cuts in the federal budget were necessary for the economy. The reality was just the opposite. If these two had ever sat down to read John Maynard Keynes, whose work is vital to understanding how to respond to economic crises, they would have known that cutting the federal budget when the economy is weak actually slows it down even more.  Yet to this day, Simpson and Bowles continue waging battle for a “grand bargain” that would shred the social safety net and cost many Americans their jobs by requiring trillions of dollars to be cut from the federal budget over ten years. All in the name of a “problem” that doesn’t even exist.


Deficit hawks like Simpson and Bowles, and their grand funder, hedge fund billionaire Pete Peterson, go on promoting the nonsense that the deficit is the major economic problem of 2013 despite the obvious facts and a growing consensus from economists that such a claim is utterly absurd. Incredibly, they do it even after the faulty work they relied on to make their case – a paper produced by two Harvard economists, Carmen Reinhart and Kenneth Rogoff – was discredited by a mere grad student in one of the great academic revelations of our time. Even conservative economists are bowing to reality. The folks over at the conservative American Enterprise Institute, for example, have come to the conclusion that austerity is a terrible idea and that without proper stimulus, the U.S. economy would look a lot more like Europe’s, where individual countries without sovereign currency have been forced to go the austerity route. It’s getting increasingly hard to deny that things have gotten pretty ugly over there because of deficit hawks and their ilk.


But deficit hawks are paid well to misinform the public. They write reports. They get corporate honchos to help them run campaigns with innocent-sounding names like “Fix the Debt.” They build websites. They write articles. They hold conferences. They pay off think tanks – even progressive ones – to play ball with them.  And the corporate dominated major media frequently is happy to play along.On it goes, until the lies repeated to the public take on the ring of truth.


So it’s no surprise that the public is not aware of the important news that the deficit is shrinking. Or that it is shrinking precisely for the reason progressive economists have been saying all along. When you have a recession, you have to juice the economy through government investment. That, in turn, reaps you the benefit of more money in people’s pockets, which leads to more jobs, more tax revenue for the government, and less reliance on social safety net programs like unemployment insurance or food stamps. If the original stimulus package had been bigger, the deficit would have shrunk even faster.


The deficit hawks have been more than spectacularly wrong. They have impacted policy in a way that turned the attention of Washington away from what it should have been focused on all along – jobs. Instead of a deficit commission, Obama should have called for a jobs commission to address the fact that hard-working people have not been able to find jobs to feed their families because of a Wall Street-driven financial crisis.


One might hope that the reality emerging will help squelch the calls to recklessly cut government investment in the economy. But there’s a big problem: Deficit lies benefit the 1 percent in the short-run. Rather than shrinking the deficit, what the short-sighted, greedy rich in America really want to shrink is their tax liabilities, which is why they don’t want to pay for things like education, infrastructure, and social safety net programs that benefit the population and ultimately help keep the economy humming.  The financiers among them would also dearly like to privatize things like Social Security so that they can collect fees on American retirement accounts. The corporate honchos like the way austerity drives up unemployment and drives down wages because they hold the mistaken view that keeping workers stressed and vulnerable is good for their bottom line. They want people like Larry Summers to head the Federal Reserve, who, while in the White House as the president’s chief economic adviser , famously presided over a stimulus program many economists warned was way too small.


In the fall, will deficit hawks in Congress manage once again to hold the American economy hostage? Or will reality finally rear its head? Facts have a tough time competing with well-funded mythology.


 

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Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Monday, April 1, 2013

VIDEO: MTV Star Found Dead

“Buckwilde” star Shain Gandee, 21, was found dead today, along with his uncle and a third unidentified person in West Virginia. Authorities, who had been searching for the men since early Sunday, don’t believe foul play was involved. In a statement, MTV said, “Shain had a magnetic personality, with a passion for life that touched everyone he met and we will miss him dearly.”

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Wednesday, February 27, 2013

VIDEO: Tumbleweeds Invade West Texas Home

Strong winds pushed hundreds of tumbleweeds against a Midland, Texas home. The homeowner says it’s ‘the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.’

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Friday, February 22, 2013

Al-Qaeda terrorism in Britain: Give thanks for the three stooges of Sparkhill

Where Naseer never stopped bragging about his thrilling career, Ali was more subtle. “Oh yah i’m also a terrorist hahahaha,” he added as a jaunty afterthought when filling old school chums in on his activities on Friends Reunited. Doubling down on the deep cover, the group gave an eBay account used for buying bomb components the devilishly encrypted user name “terrorshop” (in Four Lions, Omar rebukes Barry for buying silver nitrate from Amazon). Hard of hearing after a cack-handed DIY attempt to syringe his own ears, Ali is also partially sighted, which may explain his failure to burn more than the edges – a poor omen, this, for the mass incinerations of his dreams – of the bomb-making diagram police found in a bin.

As for the third, “Little” Irfan Khalid has a detached retina, and may also suffer a form of narcolepsy. While he and Naseer were at their terrorist training camp in Afghanistan, they hid beneath a tree from a US drone circling overhead. Big Irfan prayed for a swift death. Little Irfan went to sleep. This was the Irfans’ second crack at camp life. They were expelled from their first when the rigours of training overcame them (one morbidly obese, the other with a serious eye problem; not quite the A-Team, is it?), and were found hiding in a room watching jihadi videos.

By now, the professional conspiracy theorist may be suspecting that this was not in fact a plot conceived by so-called “Nike” terrorists (“Just do it” being the motto such have-a-go antiheroes have borrowed from the footwear firm) but a cunning bluff hatched at al-Qaeda HQ to lull Britain into a lethal sense of misplaced security about the gravity of the domestic threat. Other elements of this bizarre tale reinforce this paranoid delusion.

Of the £14,500 the group raised on the streets of Birmingham to finance their fantasies, by posing as collectors for a Muslim charity, £9,000 was blown in speculation on the international currency markets. An associate, whose tenure as the outfit’s treasurer did not survive the transaction, managed to lose £3,000 in the two minutes it took him to leave his computer and boil the kettle for a nice cup of cha. Chris Morris may be kicking himself for not thinking up that vignette; or the scene in which Khalid yelled “We are the suicide bombers, driving around ready to take on England” at his car passengers in the hysterical tones of the venerable Murray Walker; or their deliberations about whether to renew the car tax disc, before concluding that they need not bother since they would be dead by the time it expired.

The judge described ringleader Naseer as “highly intelligent”, and it is not my place to dispute with the judiciary. Even so, the fact that the only bomb-making component police discovered was a cold pack for sports injuries that lacked the ingredient needed for bombs, ammonium nitrate no longer being used in such products, hints otherwise.

No one can doubt that these crazed buffoons hoped to cause monstrous suffering in accord with an unimaginably warped ideology, and were rightly convicted. Even the Vicky Pryce jury must see that. Yet to read about the Keystone Kops of suicide bombing is to be drawn into that weird, unsettling nexus where grandiose wickedness and comic haplessness meet. Even the “highly intelligent” Naseer’s moral justification for murdering the licentious infidels of Brum – “You think about it, if someone came in your house and started dancing and basically having orgies and smoking drugs and stuff… you would terrorise them, innit?” – sounds more like satire than blood-curdling menace, albeit perhaps less Four Lions than Ali G.

Any temptation to assume that Britain’s good fortune with this enemy within will last is easily resisted, and there are no doubt more competent cells working towards replicating and surpassing the horrors of 7/7. For now, as in 2007 with Glasgow airport bombers foiled by bollards after forgetting to measure the width of their car, you can only give thanks for the abysmal quality of the jihadi farceurs of Sparkhill.


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